Wooden car

[Rory]

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine????

It wooden go...

 

[viper357]

um, ok, looks like you need a bit more sleep.

 

[AndreT]

Where did Noddy keep his army?





Up his sleevy.




What is brown and is next to a wall?





Humpty's dump.

 

[ShaneW]

What do call a smartie on Viagra?
A drawing pin

 

[calvin]

shame

 

[Reaper]

A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: "Do you have bread?"

Barman: No

Duck: Any bread?

Barman: No

Duck: No bread?

Barman: No, we have NO f*%^ing bread!

Duck: Not even old bread?

Barman: Are you deaf? We have NO F*%^ing bread! If you ask again, I'm gonna nail you beak to this bloody counter!

Duck: Do you have nails?

Barman: No

Duck: And bread?

 

[Geordie]

What do you call Five terrorists flying off a cliff in a bus........

A WASTE

Why you ask?

You can get 48 in a bus!!!

 

[Mekaeel]

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine????

It wooden go...

what were you trying to accomplish with this?

 

[Rory]

Nothing... just a late night

 

[Mekaeel]

cool

 

[crazy clown]

what do you call a snake on Viagra?




A. a walking stick