Wooden car

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  1. Rory

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    What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine????

    It wooden go... :slayer: :whistling:
     
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  3. viper357

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    um, ok, looks like you need a bit more sleep.
     
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    Where did Noddy keep his army?





    Up his sleevy.




    What is brown and is next to a wall?





    Humpty's dump.
     
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    :lol::lol:
    What do call a smartie on Viagra?
    A drawing pin
     
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    shame
     
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    A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: "Do you have bread?"

    Barman: No

    Duck: Any bread?

    Barman: No

    Duck: No bread?

    Barman: No, we have NO f*%^ing bread!

    Duck: Not even old bread?

    Barman: Are you deaf? We have NO F*%^ing bread! If you ask again, I'm gonna nail you beak to this bloody counter!

    Duck: Do you have nails?

    Barman: No

    Duck: And bread?
     
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    What do you call Five terrorists flying off a cliff in a bus........

    A WASTE

    Why you ask?

    You can get 48 in a bus!!!
     
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    what were you trying to accomplish with this?
     
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    Rory

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    Nothing... just a late night :p
     
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    :lol: cool
     
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    what do you call a snake on Viagra?




    A. a walking stick
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