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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine????

It wooden go... :slayer: :whistling:
 

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Where did Noddy keep his army?





Up his sleevy.




What is brown and is next to a wall?





Humpty's dump.
 

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What do call a smartie on Viagra?
A drawing pin
 

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: "Do you have bread?"

Barman: No

Duck: Any bread?

Barman: No

Duck: No bread?

Barman: No, we have NO f*%^ing bread!

Duck: Not even old bread?

Barman: Are you deaf? We have NO F*%^ing bread! If you ask again, I'm gonna nail you beak to this bloody counter!

Duck: Do you have nails?

Barman: No

Duck: And bread?
 

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What do you call Five terrorists flying off a cliff in a bus........

A WASTE

Why you ask?

You can get 48 in a bus!!!
 

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