hey, you better start smiling Les. YOur face is going to stay sour come midnight
Something to Cheer you up:
Two surfers are at getting ready to paddle out: Surfer one: “Hey, guess what! I got a new longboard for my wife!”
Surfer two: “Great trade!!!!”
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Moondoggie and three of his surfing buddies have gone surfing every Saturday for nearly thirty years. One Saturday, the guys are surfing near a highway when a funeral processional drives by. Well, Moondoggie lays down his pool, stands up on his board and places his hand over his heart. This processional is huge and takes nearly five minutes to pass. Once it passes, Kent sits down on his board and waits for the next wave. Needless to say his buddies are floored by his actions. One of ‘em finally speaks up and says, “that sure was a respectful thing you did there when they went by.” Kent replied, “It seems the least I could do seeing as how I’ve been married to the woman for over thirty years!”
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A surfer renowned for the amount of waves he caught was asked for his secret. "It's simple," he replied. "When I get up in the morning and my wife is lying on her right side, I only take waves with a right break. If she is lying on her left side, I only take waves with a left break." "Suppose she is lying on her back?" "In that case, I sure as hell don't go surfing!"
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One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go surfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''
''No, I guess not,'' says God.
The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The beach is completely empty when he gets there. So he paddles out and immediately catches a double overhead wave, and the ride seemed to last 10 mins.
Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''
To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''.
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They said you must cheer up...lol:
