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  1. leslie hempel

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    AND THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING....

    Malema and Zuma go into a local diner for lunch.

    As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks
    Zuma, "Are you ready to order?" Zuma replies, "Yes, I'd
    like a quickie!"

    "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the past
    situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good
    idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the
    menu!" She walks away.

    Malema leans over to Zuma and says, "It's pronounced Quiche”
     
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    LOL Leslie! That's funny! ;)
     
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    An article in the front page of the Zululand News asked readers to vote if they would ever have sex with Zuma.
    78% responded never again.
     
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    Lmao...
     
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    LMAO at star wars
     
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    [FONT=&quot]I phoned the Presidential office and thank goodness I did. If it was not for me making that phonecall our Zumie would have ended up with 16 wifes in the very near future.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Very early in our discussion it became clear to me that the whole problem is purely because our President misunderstood his wedding vows.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]He thought it meant:[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Four better, Four worse, Four richer and Four poorer. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]So you can all relax. He now understands that he doesn’t have to have 16 wives!![/FONT]
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    hahaha very good!
     
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    Starwars one excellent! :lol::lol:
     
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    Jacob Zuma, Shabir Shaik and Julius Malema are flying in the Presidential jet to a gathering in Cape Town when Shaik turns to Zuma and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a R1000 note out the window right now and make someone very happy."
    Zuma shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten R100 notes out the window and make ten people happy." Not to be outdone, Malema says, "Well I could throw a hundred R10 notes out the window and make one hundred people happy."
    The captain rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant jerks back there. Heck, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 52 million people happy."


    After this one, I lost my chance to get permanent residence!
     
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    hahahahahaha!
     
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    lol, they should've photoshopped his R250 000 watch on his arm as well :whistling:
     
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