Word of warning Chaps

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  1. Mike

    Mike Retired Moderator

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    Don't fart in bed

    This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.

    The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
    loudly
    every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell

    would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

    Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it
    was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was
    perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one
    day he would blow his guts out.


    The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving
    morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he w as upstairs
    sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards
    and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought
    came to her.

    She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and,
    gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband
    of
    his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

    Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which
    was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps
    as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she
    rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of
    torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

    About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained
    underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked
    him what was the matter.

    He said, "Honey, you were right." "All these years you have warned me and I
    didn't listen to you."

    "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day
    I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.

    But by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most
    of them back in."



     
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  3. palmerc

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    Brilliant....
     
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    Kanga Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    Ouch:razz::lol:
     
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    That made my day. It is super hilarious
     
  7. Warr7207

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    You dirth OLD man :) :lol: :lol: :)
     
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