Why you never question a drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Jaak, 23 Feb 2009.

  1. Jaak

    Jaak

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    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected thefollowing

    A litre of milk
    A carton of eggs
    A carton of orange juice
    A 250 gram package of bacon
    A head of lettuce
    A 1 kilo can of coffee
    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
    drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the Cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
    "You must be single."
    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by
    the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the
    Six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
    elections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what,
    you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied,
    "Cause you're k@k ugly."
     
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  3. dallasg

    dallasg Moderator MASA Contributor

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    hahaha
     
  4. Kanga

    Kanga Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    :rofl: see whe are never wrong :D:D
     
  5. Warr7207

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    Happens to me all the time :whistling:
     
  6. keyaam

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    Nice one Jaak
     
  7. FransSny

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    sorry warr....wich part :lol:
     
  8. Warr7207

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    The ugly part :(
     
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    Tobes Retired Moderator

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    Do you dish it out Warr or do you recieve the comment? :p
     
  10. Warr7207

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