When everybody on earth was dead

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  1. shiks

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    When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
    appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the
    men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the
    men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report
    to St. Peter."


    Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

    The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles
    long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household,
    there was only one man.


    God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be
    the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not
    fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from
    him."


    God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in
    this line?"


    The man replied, "My wife, Kogie told me to stand here."
     
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    shiks Thread Starter

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    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHOW I LAUGHED at THIS ONE :lol:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    too true sometimes
     
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    Jip, you get bossy females - luckely for me I'm the boss :whistling:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    "The biggest trick the DEVIL ever did was make you believe he didnt exist"......Tobes buddy she only lets u think u are in charge :razz:
     
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    Yip, nobody sits on my head, It's my wife's place...LoL
     
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    LOL! LOL! LOL! Thanks for that! I really laughed! I needed that! LOL! Hahahahhahhahahahhhahahahhhaha
     
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    :lol: so true!
     
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