Vin Diesel - Random Facts

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  1. FransSny

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     If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: “I End Lives.”
     When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
     When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s Vin Diesel!” Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
     There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
     Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
     In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
     Vin Diesel does not just order a steak – he unhinges his jaw and eats the entire cow.
     For every Vin Diesel there is an opposite Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel heard about this and promptly destroyed his opposite self. This created a paradox that unraveled the space-time continuum. Consequently, we are currently living inside Vin Diesel’s imagination.
     Vin Diesel wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
     Crop circles are Vin’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f- down.
     When Vin Diesel deletes files from his computer, he doesn’t send them to the Recycle Bin. He sends them to hell.
     Vin Diesel sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
     The popular videogame “Doom” is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.
     Vin Diesel is the only one who can “try this at home.”
     The word “lesbian” derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as “She who has not yet been introduced to Vin Diesel.”
     Vin Diesel doesn’t have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers.
     In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
     Vin Diesel is the reason Waldo is hiding.
     Vin Diesel can predict the shuffle of his ipod.
     When Vin Diesel gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.
     The book “Wost Case Scenario,” discusses ways to run from many different deadly animals. The page entitled “Running from Vin Diesel” simply says “Good luck.”
     If at first you don’t succeed, you must not be Vin Diesel.
     Vin Diesel doesn’t have to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Tall buildings duck under Vin Diesel.
     Vin Diesel irons his shirts while he’s still wearing them.
     Vin Diesel’s hair is too afraid of him to grow.
     Vin Diesel once talked an Amish housewife into buying a toaster.
     When the girl from “The Ring” climbed out of Vin’s TV, he stood up, cleared his throat, stretched calmly, and booted her straight back in.
     
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  3. jacquesb

    jacquesb Retired Moderator

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    LOL! That's FUNNY Frans! WE have have found a contender for Chuck Norris "sayings" ;) LOL!
     
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    Lmfao
     
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  7. Kavir

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    Lol this is random
     
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