Ultimate Job

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by shiks, 26 Jul 2011.

  1. shiks

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    A man went to a clinic in Pietermaritzburg, and saw a card advertising for a
    Gynaecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk
    for details.

    The clerk pulled up the file and read:

    "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist......
    You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and
    carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently
    shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready
    for the gynaecologist's examination.

    The annual salary is US 65,000, and if you're interested you'll have to
    go to Durban"

    "My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man.

    "No sir" she answered,"that's where the end of the queue is."


     
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