train trip

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  1. HenkHugo

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    Afrikaner guy, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

    Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

    The train comes out of the tunnel.

    The old woman, beautiful girl and the Afrikaner guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Aussie is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

    The old woman is thinking: "That Aussie must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped."

    The Aussie is thinking: "Damn it, that Afrikaner guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl. She thought it was me and slapped me instead."

    The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Aussie must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped."

    The Afrikaner guy is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and moer that Aussie again!"

     
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    Excellent!Absolutely excellent.Well done Henk!
     
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    Brilliant :lol:
     
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    Class :)
     
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    YES!!!! good on you!!!!! moer them!!! follow the cricket teams example!!!hehe
     
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    Nice one Dutchman ;)
     
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    :lol::lol:
     
  10. HenkHugo

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    thanks soutie/rooinek :whistling:
     
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    I thought it was rooi ass (Red bum) :biglaugh:
     
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  14. HenkHugo

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    ok rooi aas.... not ass :p
     
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