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  1. chikaboo

    chikaboo

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    THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007:

    Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
    [Imagine that!]

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    [No, really?]

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    [Now that's taking things a bit far!]
    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    [What a guy!]
    Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
    War Dims Hope for Peace
    [I can see where it might have that effect!]
    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    [You think?]
    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    [Who would have thought!]

    Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    [They may be on to something!]
    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
    [he probably IS the battery charge!]
    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
    in Spacecraft
    [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    [Taste like chicken?]
    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
    [Boy, are they tall!]
    And the winner is....
    Typhoon Rips ThroughCemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the silliness
    and send this to someone to whom you want to bring a smile (Maybe even a chuckle).
    We all need a good laugh, keep laughing it will keep you young....




     
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  3. lIghty

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    Now that was a good laugh!:lol::lol::lol:
     
  4. jacquesb

    jacquesb Retired Moderator

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    LOL Chikaboo! I needed that laugh! Thanks man! Awesome!
     
  5. iced666

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    :biggrin:
     
  6. Mike

    Mike Retired Moderator

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    Brilliant:)
     
  7. Warr7207

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  8. seank

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    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


    Classic :lol:
     
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