To speak or not to speak...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tobes, 12 Nov 2008.

  1. Tobes

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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon
    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type..
    4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning...
     
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  3. scubaninja

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    yeah i'm guilty of quite a few of those:whistling: but not officially of course:)
     
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    Class :)
     
  5. jacquesb

    jacquesb Retired Moderator

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    LOL.... perhaps I should ask my WIFE to let me try a few of those next time I AM DRUNK! ;)
     
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