tiger woods

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  1. magman

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    Tiger Jokes already

    1. Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
    2. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hithim.She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."
    3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Nowhehas a hole-in-one.
    4. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger candrivea ball 400 yards........
    5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in themorning?They went clubbing
    6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn'tdecide between a wood and an iron.
    7. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how tobeatTiger!
    8. What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both getclubbed by Norwegians.
    9. Why did Tiger Woods leave his house so early? He wanted to get tothesecond hole.
     
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  3. lIghty

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    I believe he has changed his name to Cheetah Woods?
     
  4. Pugsly

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    LMAO!!!
    What was he thinking
     
  5. Norries

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    [​IMG]
     
  6. Anemone

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    Norries, that pic is hilarious!
     
  7. Hannesco

    Hannesco Hannes

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    Norries, you have made my day with that pic:rofl::biglaugh:
     
  8. Norries

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    ok ok, i did it![​IMG]
     
  9. FransSny

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    Heard its very difficult to distinguish the woods from the trees these days
     
  10. Norries

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    according to the paparazzi he has gone into hiding this is the latest pic!
     
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    THE TIGER SHARK!!!!
     
  13. martin

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    Excellent:)
     
  14. Warr7207

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    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]5[/FONT] rules to live by.....

    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other

    Signed,[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]

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  15. chikaboo

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    A lion won't cheat on its wife...
    A Tiger Wood!!
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  16. Afsal

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    This has really put tiger in the BUNKER .....
     
  17. leslie hempel

    leslie hempel Moderator MASA Contributor

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    excellent
     
  18. Midasblenny

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    Funny stuff[​IMG]
     
  19. chikaboo

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    Hi I hope this game works - cool!
     

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    LOL, CLASSIC cHIKA, i ONLY GET TO 105 POINTS BEFORE SHE GETS HOLD OF ME....:lol:

    Ahhh, f..ck, capslocks-sorry
     
  21. chikaboo

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    I'm a better cheater than you topped 135:razz:
     
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