This joke deserves a gold medal

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  1. Mekaeel

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
    asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Jacob Zuma, Winnie Mandela, Julius Malema and Jackie Selebi. They're asking for a R310 million ransom.
    Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going
    from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a litre."
     
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    Posted this one already in that joke thread of Sean about a month ago :whistling:
     
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    Still funny tho :thumbup:
     
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    Sorry I was overseas a month ago :whistling:
     
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    That's right ja, so how about a pic of your shining dop? Now that will be a joke :lol:
     
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    LMAO....but thinking about it , with the petrol price, its actually a huge donation
     
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    Let me get a bottle of Mr.Min first.
     
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