THE BEST COMEBACK LINE for 2007

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THE BEST COMEBACK LINE for 2007

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an
"Australian treasure!"

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his
reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one
of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and
General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys
when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:

We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:

I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching
children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:

I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before
they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:

But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:

Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
 

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I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an
earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is
curious
about his sudden change in 'fashion sense.'

The man walks up to him and says, 'I didn't know you were into earrings.'

'Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring, 'he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods
him to say, 'So,
how long have you been wearing one?'

'Ever since my wife found it in my car.'
 

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A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he
notices a little
girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders
hung on the side and a
garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The
little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog
and a
cat. The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look: "That's a lovely fire
engine,' he says admiringly.


'Thanks,' says the little girl.


The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the
cart's strings to the
dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.


'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your fire engine,
but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could
probably go a lot faster.'

The little girl
pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat, then
shyly

looks into the fireman's eyes and says:

'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a freakin siren, would I?'
 

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N-O-W, You Know Why !!!!!



When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
And his throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?





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Because she smells like a new
bakkie
 
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Bakkie = Pick up truck for our overseas friends.
 

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Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if
we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
love you too!!"
 

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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you
b*astards who
want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!
And all of you b*astards who are getting on, get you're a*ss
in the
traincause we're going down the tracks."
The Mother walked into the room where her son was playing and
said "we
don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO
HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
you to
use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed
playing with
his train.
Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers
who

are disembarking the train, please
remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you
for
travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant
one." She
hears the little boy continue,
"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of
your hand
luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant
and
relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are p!ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please
direct your complaints to the fat b!tch in the kitchen."
 

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When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded
that I take her out to some place expensive...................


So I took her to a petrol station!!!!!!!
 

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When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded
that I take her out to some place expensive...................


So I took her to a petrol station!!!!!!!
Just remember your good lady has access to this forum;)
 

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