Stuttering- in Afrikaans only

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  1. seank

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    Just received this one. Thought it was excellent. Sorry, in Afrikaans only

    Jannie aan sy maatjie by die skool: Mmmmyy mmmaa wiwiwil mmmy hhahakkkel ssskkool toe sttuur!!
    MAATJIE: Vir wat, jy hakkel dan f****n goed!!!!!!
     
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  3. psycho

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    :roflmao: :roflmao:
     
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    [FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Jannie se ouma kuier oppie plaas en Jannie hardloop by die plaashuis
    > in waar sy ma en ouma besig is om middag ete voor te berei.
    > "Ma, Ma, die bul spyker 'n koei!"
    > Ouma skrik haar boeglam en kry omtrent 'n hartaanval.
    > Jannie se ma gryp hom aan die oor en trek hom buitentoe en sê "luister
    > nou mooi Jannie, jy kannie rondloop en sulke lelike woorde gebruik nie,
    >
    > gebruik iets anders soos... huh.... sê eerder die bul verras die koei"
    >
    > 'n Paar minute later hardloop Jannie weer in die kombuis in; "Ma, Ma,
    > die bul verras nou al die koeie!"
    > "Onmoontlik Jannie" sê sy ma, "Die bul kannie al die koeie verras nie".
    >
    > "Ja hy kan!!" sê Jannie, "Hy spyker nou die perd!!!"
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    :rofl:

    Good one.
     
  6. gaz19

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    dammit i take zulu as my second language, could any one explain the above jokes in english
     
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    i got 47% for afrikaans in matric so dont understand much
     
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    They'll lose too much in the translation
     
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