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Discussion in 'General Off Topic chats' started by shiks, 17 Mar 2009.

  1. shiks

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    This guy had a beautiful woman for a girl friend, but he was too ashamed
    to make love to her because of his small "Member" . So one day while they were
    at the drive-in movies, he decides that now was a good time to because
    she wouldn't be able to see his size.
    So, halfway through the movie, he unzips his pants, and pulls out his
    "Member" and sticks it in her hand.
    She then replied "No thank you, I don't smoke"


    how i :lol: at this one
     
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  3. crispin

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    to which he replied"

    "not even cuban cigars, monica? "

    :)
     
  4. scubaninja

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    haha. shame poor fellow. that is just not right
     
  5. Jaak

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    Ha ha ha...
     
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