Short but good

[Kanga]

My mother in law told me this one last night

What is the height of mixed emotions?

watching your mother in law driving your brand new Porsche of a 400m cliff

 

[brentnorm]

What colour is the Porche ?

 

[dallasg]

how mixed, save the car!!!!

 

[dallasg]

What colour is the Porche ?

brilliant reply

 

[Kanga]

What colour is the Porche ?

Midnight blue

 

[FransSny]

how high the cliff...i know good panelbeaters

 

[Kanga]

how high the cliff...i know good panelbeaters

The guy is going to have to be pretty decent, 400m cliff.

 

[brentnorm]

Midnight blue

There must be an easier way of getting her off that cliff.

 

[Kanga]

There must be an easier way of getting her off that cliff.

a 1990 1.3L citi golf???

 

[FransSny]

agreed , park the porche...phone avis

 

[brentnorm]

a 1990 1.3L citi golf???

touch and go

 

[brentnorm]

agreed , park the porche...phone avis

Or park the Porche and ask her to back up for a photo.

 

[Kanga]

Or park the Porche and ask her to back up for a photo.

Aha,a Brent are you an accountant by any chance, you sound like one of our bean counters

 

[brentnorm]

 

[dallasg]

use a FW tank

 

[FransSny]

get her a new job

 

[Mike]

My mother in law told me this one last night

What is the height of mixed emotions?

watching your mother in law driving your brand new Porsche of a 400m cliff

I'd pay

 

[Tobes]

how high the cliff...i know good panelbeaters

Heard of a few panelbeaters for the skoonma, Revlon and Elizibeth Arden... or something like that