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  1. Kanga

    Kanga Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    My mother in law told me this one last night

    What is the height of mixed emotions?

    watching your mother in law driving your brand new Porsche of a 400m cliff:whistling:
     
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  3. brentnorm

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    What colour is the Porche ?;)
     
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    how mixed, save the car!!!! :whistling:
     
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    dallasg Moderator MASA Contributor

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    brilliant reply
     
  6. Kanga

    Kanga Thread Starter Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    Midnight blue:peroni:
     
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    how high the cliff...i know good panelbeaters
     
  8. Kanga

    Kanga Thread Starter Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    The guy is going to have to be pretty decent, 400m cliff.:whistling:
     
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    There must be an easier way of getting her off that cliff.:whistling:
     
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    Kanga Thread Starter Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    a 1990 1.3L citi golf???
     
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    agreed , park the porche...phone avis
     
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    touch and go
     
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    Or park the Porche and ask her to back up for a photo. :thumbup:
     
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    Kanga Thread Starter Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    Aha,a Brent are you an accountant by any chance, you sound like one of our bean counters:lol:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    use a FW tank :)
     
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    get her a new job[​IMG]
     
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    I'd pay:whistling:
     
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    Heard of a few panelbeaters for the skoonma, Revlon and Elizibeth Arden... or something like that :p
     
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