Reefkeepers dumb xmas craker jokes

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  1. magman

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    Q. What do two reefkeepers say to each other on Christmas day
    A. Merry Wrassemass

    Q. When Santa goes into the factories where they make the skimmers, to collect our presents, why doesn't he use his credit card to pay?
    A. He's scared it gets skimmed.

    Q. Why does Santa use Reindeer instead of bushbuck or kudu to pull his sleigh?
    A. The reindeer have less whitespot on their backs.
     
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    :roflmao:
     
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    :lol:Like the one about the skimmer
     
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    we need more, please try and add
     
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    a really dumb one,

    Q. What do reefers listen to over the christmas period?
    A. Christmas corals
     
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    u rite shaun abt it being dumb ..... LOL ......
     
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