quick joke

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  1. THE ANIMAL

    THE ANIMAL

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    My wife came to me and asked!!!
    wife: { love can I get some of your marine salt?}
    Me: yes love you can for what do you want it?
    wife: I want to put it in my bath-water. I hear that salt is good for you skin.
    Me: :confused1:SORRY My tropic Marine salt ARE you mad :1hissyfit:or do you smoke.:sifone: weed. That will be the most expensive bath that you have ever take.
    :lol2::lol2::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Then to top it se got angry at me you never do anything for me. I meen :wtf:
     
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    NS And I have to sleep in the dog box????
     
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    Ha ha ha, enjoy the couch tonight!!
     
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    :lol:...
     
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    if u were sharp u shud have joined her in the bath .....
     
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    or next time buy normal table salt and give to her , she'd neva kno the difference
     
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    YES but not with my salt!:biggrin:
     
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    Yes I dit buy, but I used it on the neighbour's wife!!!:whistling:
    I got value for my mony.:lol:
     
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    u must be really asking for it
     
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    get bath salts from woolies, that will work
     
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