Polish Divorce

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  1. kalkwasser

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    A Polish man moved to England and married an English girl.
    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until
    one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
    divorce for him.

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
    and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand Does either of you have a real grudge? - No,
    we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland.

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo
    and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that? - I got proof.

    What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
    drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"
     
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    LOL! Good one! Very subtle, hey!?!?!? ;)
     
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    :lol:. Good one.
     
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    Hahaha:thumbup:
     
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    nice one :lol:
     
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