Poem of a woman and a man

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  1. Tobes

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    WOMAN'S POEM
    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    MAN'S POEM
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with a tight ass and perky boobs
    who owns a liquor store, gun shop, game farm and a golf course. This
    doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.
     
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    brilliant!!
     
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    Haha love to see the women reply to this:)
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    Brilliant!! :yeahdude:
     
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    try it....you'll get ' bye steart! :))
     
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