Pet monkey

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  1. Nur

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    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

    He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all
    around the place.

    The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.

    Then grabs some sliced limes and eats them.

    Then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls,
    sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows
    it whole.

    The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

    The guy says, "No, what?"

    "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table!

    He swallowed it whole!"

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.

    "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard.

    Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

    He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey
    ate then leaves.
    Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.

    He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

    While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
    cherry on the bar.

    He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.

    Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his ass, pulls
    it out, and eats it.

    The bartender is disgusted.

    "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

    "No, what?" replies the guy.

    "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his ass, pulled
    them out, and ate em!" said the bartender.

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.

    "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit out
    that cue ball, he measures everything first."
     
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  3. Perky Pets

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    lol - that's what you get with 98% human genes,
     
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  5. Keanan

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    Lmao :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    I dont know but i dont much understand it.
     
  7. Nur

    Nur Thread Starter Starz

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    lol.. read it again.. kinda self explanitory..
     
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