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  1. Mike

    Mike Retired Moderator

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    Drink Driving... THIS is absolutely brilliant!
    Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
    A true story from the Mount Isa in Queensland .
    Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub.
    Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
    The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles.
    The man managed to find his car, which he fell into.
    He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was
    a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.
    He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled
    out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.
    The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried
    out a random breathalyser test.
    To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.
    The Police officer said 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken.'
    'I doubt it,' said the man, 'tonight I'm the designated decoy'.
     
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  3. Kanga

    Kanga Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    :roflmao: Brilliant
     
  4. Shaun

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  5. HenkHugo

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    thats so kanga
     
  6. Shaun

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    No he would never be the designated decoy.;)
     
  7. Kanga

    Kanga Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    Nope:whistling:
     
  8. HenkHugo

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    no - i would be
     
  9. scubaninja

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    Brilliant!
    Posted via Mobile Device
     
  10. ben lloyd

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    ha ha nice !
     
  11. Tommo

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    Yep we do that all the time here in Australia :)

    Good joke :)
     
  12. crispin

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    excelent:) as i am banned from driving on ice or snow in norway (rolled a car last year) i am allowed to drink as much as i like and the non reefer drives me home:) lovely
     
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    not only the aussies can pull it off.. we have actually done it:razz:
     
  14. Jaak

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    Classic!
     
  15. Tommo

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    LOL
     
  16. superscenic

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    Well that's nothing: In our country half our parlaiment can drive to court drunk, get convicted and be back at the pub the same day.

    So take that Australia.
     
  17. Tommo

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    LOL .......
     
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