New element discovered!!

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  1. Warr7207

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    Research in South Africa has led to the discovery of the heaviest
    element yet known to science.

    The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
    neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
    it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
    surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be
    detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
    contact.

    A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
    normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to
    complete.
    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 5 years; It does not decay, but
    instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
    neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's
    mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will
    cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
    that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical level of
    concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical
    morass.


    When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
    element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has
    half as many peons but twice as many morons...
     
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    very intresting info nice reading there thanks for the info will remember that:thumbup: i have to agree with you on the goverment thing tto meany big cheafs no little indians to mutch money wasted and meany holes in the roads
     
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    Excellent :thumbup: :thumbup:
     
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