Never Lie to a woman

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  1. chikaboo

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    [FONT=&quot]A man called home to his wife and said, "?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Honey[/FONT][FONT=&quot]?I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] with my boss & several of his Friends[/FONT][FONT=&quot]?.?
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    > We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" ?[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]"?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]?"?
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    > The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.?
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    > The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. ?
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    > The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish??
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    > He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?" ?
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    > You'll love the answer...[/FONT]
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    > The wife replied, "[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] I did. They're in your fishing box?[/FONT][FONT=&quot]..."[/FONT][FONT=&quot]?
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    [FONT=&quot]Never Lie To [/FONT][FONT=&quot]A Woman...!!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]?[/FONT]
     
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  3. Anemone

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  4. Mekaeel

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    lol
     
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    Was this aimed at Mek?????? He goes fishing a lot... :whistling:


    What colour are your silk pajamas Mek?
     
  6. crispin

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    TOBES!!!!!!!!!!! shees man dont ask him something like that. He'll give you a truthful answer that will make you lose breakfast! think man THINK!:)
     
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    Yip, aimed directly at me :lol:
    No way im telling you about my pajamas :p
     
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    Last time I was there I saw "Shark Tale" silk pajamas and "Finding Nemo" slippers in the bathroom. They were a bit big for the kids :whistling:
     
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