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Let us start with something fun. Choose a word that has to do with reefkeeping (I know there is millions of "normal" words, but we'll keep it fish related....:lol:

I know there is a word for these types of things, but I forgot what it is in English- if Mike could be so kind as to change the heading;)
Here is an example:

Fish Fingerlings - Naughty fish
 
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Mmmmmm, it is almost something like the next ones- but with the right spelling. Meaning- a different meaning to an actual meaning of the word:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. Th bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance perormed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:


1. coffee , n. the person upon whom one coughs.

2. flabbergasted , adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3.. abdicate , v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. esplanade , v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. willy-nilly , adj. impotent.

6. negligent , adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. lymph , v. to walk with a lisp.

8. gargoyle , n. olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. flatulence , n.. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. balderdash , n. a rapidly receding hairline..

11. testicle , n. a humorous question on an exam.

12. rectitude , n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. pokemon , n.. a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. oyster , n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishism
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15. Frisbeetarianism , n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. circumvent , n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
 
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OVERFLOW, n - A place where any excess money in your bank account goes
PUMP, v - The method of transferring money to your fish tank fund
BREEDING, v - Something that somehow causes the number of tanks you have to multiply
 
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BREEDING (v) - something a dedicated aquarist makes time for to ensure that someone will inherit his/her aquariums in the future
 

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PAIRING OFF, v - You're going to have a lot less time to spend on your tanks
 
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I laughed so loud at Pokemon - rasteferian proctologist

Skimmer Someone that thinks and plans alot
Durso A afrikaans dude thats very thirsty
Outlet His
Inlet Hers
Overflow :whistling:
anemones A chick called Ane and a calmanation of the above
Montipora the offspring of an african + portugal
Hermit Hers
 

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