Little Sh#%

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  1. FransSny

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that the bed
    was nicely made, and everything picked up. Then, he saw an envelope
    propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With
    the worst possible premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling
    > > hands.
    > >
    > > .....The letter read:
    > >
    > > Dear Dad,
    > >
    > > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
    > elope
    > > with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom
    > and
    > > you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,
    > but
    > > I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
    > > tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much
    > older
    > > than I am.
    > >
    > > But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that
    > we
    > > will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack
    >
    > > of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many
    > more
    > > children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
    > doesn't
    > > really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading
    > it
    > > with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and
    > ecstasy
    > > we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
    > for
    > > AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry,
    > Dad,
    > > I know I'm only 15, but I know how to take care of myself. Someday,
    > I'm
    > > sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
    > grandchildren.
    > >
    > > Love,
    > >
    > > Your son, John.
    > >
    > > P.S.--Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
    > just
    > > wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
    > > report card that's in my center desk drawer.
    > >
    > > I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.....
     
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  3. Mekaeel

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  4. ben lloyd

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    :lol: good one frans
     
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  6. Afsal

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    i kno my kid will do sumthing like that to me. I verbally reprimanded him the other day for touching his mom's make up and the bugger turned around and told me WHATEVA YOU SAY AFSAL !!!!! and he's only 2 yrs and 4 months ......
     
  7. riyadhessa

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    Frans...:lol::thumbup:
     
  8. aslam

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    Lol
     
  9. coral diver

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    Good thing I'm done with that she's 26 now and with the FBI here in the USA, well by some chance the GODs do trick her with our Granddaugther please forgive her.


    :lol:;)
     
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