Little hero!!!

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  1. Tobes

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    Two boys are playing cricket on a field in Durban, when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his cricket bat and managed to wedge it down the dog’s collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog’s neck and stopping the attack. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

    Young Sharks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.

    “But I’m not a Sharks fan,” the little hero replied.

    “Sorry, since we are in Durban, I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and starts again.

    Stormers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,…” he continued writing in his notebook.

    “I’m not a Stormers fan either!”, the boy said.

    “I assumed everyone in Durban was either for the Sharks or the Stormers. So what team Do you root for?” the reporter asked.

    “I’m a Blue Bulls fan!!!!!” , the child beamed.

    The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little Bastard From Pretoria Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
     
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  3. keyaam

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  4. crispin

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    lanzo....stop killing pets!.....hmmmm lanzo with a criket bat, now THATS a frightning thought!
     
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    He he Tobes- not funny:p
     
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    He he Tobes very funny :):biggrin:
     
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    If Chuck shows the finger :finger: , it shows how many seconds you have left before he shortens your life, and the only thing Chuck is scared of, is the Blue Bull Machine:thumbup:
     
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    chuck is drinking karate juice and coke, and doesnt visit norway.

    i'll say it

    I aint scared of chuck! :)

    Norris borris is a wooes!
     
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    CLASSIC:thumbup:!!
     
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