I just had to repost this- I think it is a classic A lawyer in the Southern States is about to cross examine an old lady. "Do you know who I am?" he asked. "Indeed I do!" she said. "You are James Magnolia and I've known you since you were an infant and a great disappointment - you've been, lying, cheating and grafting - and cheating on your wife at least three times to my knowledge." Startled, the lawyer pointed to the defence attorney and asked: "Do you know who that is?" She said: "He's Billy Jim Ford. I've known him all his life and if anything, he is even a worse disappointment - he's cheated on his wife since the day he was wed, including with your wife!" The judge called both attorneys to the bench. He said: "If either of you asks this woman if she knows who I am I will send you both to the electric chair!"