Law's Newton forgot

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    LAW OF QUEUE:

    If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    LAW OF TELEPHONE:

    When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:

    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:

    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    LAW OF THE ALIBI:

    If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

    BATH THEOREM:

    When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

    The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    LAW OF THE RESULT:

    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

    LAW OF COFFEE:

    As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold
     
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