Little Johnnie is been look after by his Grandma.
He comes running inside and asks GM, what do you call it when somebody sleeps on top of another person?
GM is a bit shocked about the Q, but thinks it may be time to tell him. She tells him it is called sex.
Little Johnnie run back outside to play.
After a while he comes running back inside and say GM you are wrong it is call bunk-beds. Oh and Tom's mom want to talk to you.
An oldie but a goodieMr Smith takes his wife to the hospital to have some tests done, a couple of days later he phones them to get the results back. They say their was a mix up as they had 2 smiths in on the same day, so his wife ether has AIDs or Alzheimers. He asks if they can do the test again. They say Discovary health only pays for one test, but Discovary say he must should take his wife to the centre of JHB and if she finds her way home not to sleep with her.