Joke for the day

Discussion in 'General Discussions and Advice' started by kalkwasser, 9 Sep 2008.

  1. kalkwasser

    kalkwasser

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    Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

    Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the # &%! * light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

    I'm sorry. What was the question?
     
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  3. Mike

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    Not funny, too true:)
     
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    :lol: yo kalks true that ;)
     
  5. kalkwasser

    kalkwasser Thread Starter

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    Here is another one......

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
    I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
    a nearby table.

    My wife asked "Do you know her?"

    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
    drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
    hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started. . .
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: good1
     
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