Johnny Went hunting

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  1. shiks

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    Johnny went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks.

    He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to
    drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game
    warden who didn't like smart kids.

    The game warden ordered Johnny to show his hunting license,
    and Johnny pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.

    The game warden looked at the license, then reached over
    and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said,
    "This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck.
    You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"Then Johnny reached
    into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.

    The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed
    the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't Quebec duck.
    This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"
    Johnny reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.

    The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed
    its butt, and said, "This ain't Manitoba duck. This duck is from Nova Scotia.
    You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?" Again the kid reached into his
    wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.

    The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point,
    and he yelled at Johnny "Just where the hell are you from?"

    Johnny smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,
    "You tell me, you're the expert..."
     
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