Its a mans world

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  1. OCELLARIS

    OCELLARIS

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    “It’s a mans world”

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    A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who
    should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said:
    "Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and labour.
    She should be in my custody".
    The judge turns to the husband and says "What do you have to say in
    your defence?" The man sat for a while contemplating. Then slowly
    rose.

    "Your Honour, if I put a Rand in a vending machine and a Coke comes out,
    Whose Coke is it, the machines' or mine?"
     
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    Singularity Hmmm amper!

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    coke R1, WOW !
     
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    hypothetically speaking:razz: :lol:
     
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    dude imagine if it currently were R1 ;) we all be high on coke
     
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    LOL - that's quite clever, hey!
     
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