I.T Problem - installing a husband

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  1. OCELLARIS

    OCELLARIS

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    INSTALLING A HUSBAND


    Dear Tech support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
    noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance,
    particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
    programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then
    installed undesirable programs such as Super 14 5.0, Springbok 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate



    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
    while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
    Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If
    that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
    automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband
    1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a
    virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
    limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

    We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck,
    Tech Support
    -- Sometimes you have to break the rules to succeed --

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  3. BigFish

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    Very funny:lol:

    Especially the additional software to install
     
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    yip:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

    Install MARINE 1.0.1 and you're never see Husband 1.0 :)
     
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    OCELLARIS Thread Starter

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    :lol: true that Warr but once you install MARINE 1.0.1
    trust me you will end up upgrading MARINE 1.0.1
    to maintain bigger drive space for all applications ;)
     
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