How to properly place new employees !!

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  1. Warr7207

    Warr7207

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    1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
    2.
    Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
    3.
    Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

    4. Then analyze the situation:

    a. If they are counting the bricks put them in the Accounting
    Department.
    b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
    c.
    If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then
    in Engineering.
    d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put
    them in Planning.
    e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in
    Operations.
    f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
    g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in
    Information Technology.
    h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
    i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are
    looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
    j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing/Logistics.
    k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
    l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been
    moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

    Finally
    , if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
     
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  3. Mekaeel

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    :rofl: brilliant Warr
     
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    hehe, how true is that;)
     
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    LOL! Good one! :)
     
  6. Hill

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    How about the final one changing to. "If they hide behind a previously built infrastructure, gloating while telling the rest of Africa how great they are and pulling massive salaries in their armani suits and fancy cars, when in actual fact the structure is eroding away around them and they have no idea. Then we put them in the current SA government.
     
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    Good One.:thumbup:

    If the rename a brick to something else, then the belong in government.
     

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