How to loose your wife in 1 night!

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  1. Warr7207

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  3. moz

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    Is that advice or a warning?
     
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    Yep, i reckon that would do it:lol:
     
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    Just so you guys can read it:

    TD - Table Dance
    LD - Lap Dance

    Untidy, don't let the wife see these :whistling:
     
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    now warr you cannot post a receipt like that without some juice - its just not done
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:

    You reckon it's tax deductable :whistling:
     
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    The good thing is that if you pay by credit card, then it doens't say Teazer's on you bank statement. Phew....
     
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    It doesnt?:thumbup:
     
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    Its doesn't it some company's name holding, cc etc.
     
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    mhh interesting, never been there before so I would know
     
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    YA, YA, you just pay cash :whistling:
     
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    Kanga Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    :DMe:D never:D
     
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    hell, leaving reef slips for a new skimmer lying around is dangerous enough....thats suicide!
     
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    Lol, just ask DragonReef about leaving around slips for corals :p He tried to hide them in the microwave or something... :p
     
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    No not the microwave?:lol:
     
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    He must have had a very long day as he started with a lot of private dances and ended up with two Usn Energy drinks and just to finally end the day, he had one last Lap Dance. Sounds like my type of guy...LoL:slayer:
     
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    :rofl:
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    Ok guys stop posting my damn slips:nono:
     
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    AFTER :cheers2: AND :Randy-git: HE GOT :13: BY HIS WIFE!!!!! OUCH!!!!!
     
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