How Divorce happens

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  1. dallasg

    dallasg Moderator MASA Contributor

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    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....


    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"

    HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: -- silence --

    HUSBAND: "sh*t."
     
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    Oops..... hhhmmmm - ok.... Trouble! Big trouble!
     
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    yeah. trapped. so sneaky. sneaky sneaky. i wonder if she would of know whats up to start askin these questions or if it just came out cause otherwise his cover has a huge hole right now. he should say somethin like-got you, or just kidding or somethin:)
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