How a man picks a wife

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  1. Tobes

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    How a Man Picks a Wife

    A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of R5, 000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

    The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
    Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the R5, 000. She gives him back his R5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
    She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

    Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

    Men are like that, you know.
     
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  3. Mike

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    Class:)
     
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    jacquesb Retired Moderator

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    LOL! Funny! How do you choose? Hey? ;)
     
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    haha thats a man after my own heart:) great one buddy
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    :slayer: Thants what I would have done.......
     
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    hmmmm yes, but will her boobs get in the way when she cleans the skimmer cup ?
     
  8. Jaak

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    Classic...:)
     
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    Ditto:yeahdude:
     
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    :biglaugh: classic one Tobes
     
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    Mekaeel Moderator MASA Contributor

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    What you smoking? That's Crispy that said that :p
     
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