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  1. Warr7207

    Warr7207

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    [FONT=&quot]This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]THE SITUATION:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] You are in Kwa-Zulu Natal, St. Lucia to be specific.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] This is a flood of biblical proportions.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]You're trying to shoot career-making photos.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]THE TEST:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] Suddenly, you see a man in the water.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar...[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] You suddenly realize who it is... It's Jacob Zuma! You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]options:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]You can save the life of Jacob Zuma or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men![/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]THE QUESTION:[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?[/FONT]
     
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  3. moz

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    :) ;) :p :thumbup: :lol:
     
  4. Hill

    Hill

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    I doesn't matter just make sure you get the pic's.........
     
  5. Kanga

    Kanga Retired Moderator MASA Contributor

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    Mhh no guys thats not on, I mean really


    with digital you can set your ISO speed and not worry about film:D
     
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  6. Warr7207

    Warr7207 Thread Starter

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Shaun Retired Moderator

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    Mekaeel Moderator MASA Contributor

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    :rofl: excellent
     
  9. Tom

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    LOL! Good one! BUT!!! He is waterproof anyway! ;)
     
  10. Falcon

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    you guys got it all wrong,lol god was simply preventing alot of possible aids in st lucia by giving the place one big shower:p .
     
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