A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, : "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Zuma, Winnie, Dr Manto and Mugabe. They're asking for a R 310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."