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  1. HenkHugo

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway. Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, : "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Zuma, Winnie, Dr Manto and Mugabe. They're asking for a R 310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a litre."
     
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    Mike Retired Moderator

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    Nasty, funny, but nasty:lol:
     
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    Nice, I like
     
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    A matter of opinion I suppose.
     
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    :) hhhmmmm interesting.... how about collecting some petrol for Eksdom?
     
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