Funny quotes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Annoying, 2 Jan 2012.

  1. Annoying

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    Funny quotes:

    "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"

    "There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot"

    "Remember only insult the corocodile after you have crossed the river"

    "Marriage is a give and take relationship, either you give it or she will take it anyway"

    " If planet earth were ruled by woman we would have no war... Only a couple of countries not talking to eachother"

    What three words can a woman say that will bring any man to his knees... "Hold my purse"
     
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