[FS]: The best livestock - Free: Sandton - Jhb

Discussion in 'Livestock For Sale/Swap' started by dallasg, 5 Mar 2013.

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  1. dallasg

    dallasg Moderator MASA Contributor

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    All other livestock
    Common Name:
    The best livestock - Free ​
    Scientific Name:
    Homo Superior ​
    Size
    Large, 177cm ​
    How long have you had it?
    35yrs ​
    Shipping or Collection only:
    Both ​
    Your location.
    Sandton - Jhb ​
    Price:
    Free ​
    All sales to be conducted on the thread.
    • I agree
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    Gals I have this for sale, free
    :thumbup:
    Can cook, iron and clean reef tanks, self sustaining and will feed itself , a real bargain
    Reef friendly, has optional water change feature
    Ready assembled and ready to play :yeahdude:

    T&C's
    1. Must be female
    2. Must be well off, I don't like to work full time, but if I need too I can
    3. This is Satirical, but in the event you are serious, please PM me or reply here :p

    This is the effect of sitting in the airport for 2 hours, this thread can be derailed :tt2:
     
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    Can you please explain this "optional" extra to us...
    Would love to see that being used only as optional:tt2:
     
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    dallasg Thread Starter Moderator MASA Contributor

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    Haven't done one in 3yrs, so its an option, not a full feature
     
  5. Wes

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    Don't stop!!!

    Window...
     
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    Lol, oh, was wondering if it was applicable to the livestock or the tank...
     
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    Does it come with a Razor?
     
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    dallasg Thread Starter Moderator MASA Contributor

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    If the lass owns a tank and wants me to do it, I will :)
    I aim to please :p
     
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    dallasg Thread Starter Moderator MASA Contributor

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    do what to the tank exactly?
     
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    dallasg Thread Starter Moderator MASA Contributor

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    Water change, perish the thought
     
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    Just wondering where you are waiting at the airport with a no stopping sign in front of the window?
     
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    dallasg Thread Starter Moderator MASA Contributor

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    That's not at airport, just a recent pic of livestock in question
     
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    The receding hair line bothers me, the livestock in question could be past it's 'use by' date.
     
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    Can said specimen be taken on a trial basis ?
     
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    please don't post more pics, this thread may be deleted, or we may end up with broken LCD screens, luckily i have LED.
     
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    hahahaha
     
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    I wouldnt advise that. Its probably like an unwanted hitchhiker, once allowed in youll never be able to get rid of it.
     
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    Spilled my coffee now... Thanks David :rofl:

    But how else will one know the true worth? The manufacturers manuals are often confusing, usually stating only half the functions, and the other most important functions, you only find with long-term use...
    No good to get a chef if he can only cook an egg...
     
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    Hi, the package ok, few missing for me. You not staying down at the coast, i don't like cities, you not diving or snorkel. Pity thats what i like to do on weekends.
     
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    shipping is gona break the bank and collection is gona break my back
     
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