Kanga
Retired Moderator
- Jason won't find us in this closet.
- Is it just a coincidence that everyone in your gang is ugly?
- It's one of the things I've always wanted to do before I die.
- It's only explosive when it's confined under pressure.
- It really isn't a red button, its more maroon...
- It worked on Jackass...
- Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
- Just throw me that meat cleaver, would you ?
- Let's ask those soldiers for directions.
- Let's drop our weapons and talk.
- Let's not get excited.
- Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
- Let's stay cool.
- Let it down slowly.
- Let me handle this...
- Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
- Look ! No hands !
- Looks good to me...
- Maybe the Iranians do need nuclear reactors for energy...
- Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
- Me first ! Me first !
- My faith will protect me.
- Nah - flammable means it burns - inflammable is quite safe.
- Never mind...
- Nice doggie.
- No free will? Snort! Would a man who has no free will do THIS ?
- No problem. That's easy.
- No retreat, no surrender !
- No, darling ! I'm sure they drive on the left over here in France.
- No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal'.
- No, I read once that if you're driving over 55mph on the freeway and pull the key out of the ignition, the steering wheel won't lock, it's designed that way for safety.
- No, my shoes aren't untied.
- No, the stream is not strong...
- Of *course* it's bulletproof. Shoot me and you'll see.
- Of course being colour blind was no barrier to fulfilling my lifelong ambition to work in bomb-disposal... and now for the red wire
- Of course he's intelligent, he's the President ain't he ?
- Of course I'm fit to drive.
- Of course it's sterile.
- Oh, hi Laur... err Sandra !
- Oh, I wouldn't worry about that noise. It's probably nothing.
- Oh, we don't need to follow the instruction manual. It all looks quite obvious.
- OK honey, you can drive!
- OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
- OK, this is the last time.
- Okay, let's see if I loaded this thing right...
- Okay, so helium makes your voice squeaky... what happens with hydrogen ?
- One more jelly doughnut isn't gonna kill me
- Oooh! Somebody from Montana sent me a package made entirely of wood!
- Oooopsss...
- Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth.
- Patchy fog ? On this road ! Don't make me lau...
- Pick up those 32 empty lager cans, you lout !
- Pull the pin and count to what ?
- Question over here, Arnold ! Why does Maria look like a friggin' skeleton?
- Rat poison only kills rats.
- See a doctor ? Just for a ruptured aorta and a couple of dozen black suppurating pustules ?!
- See, it'll be much quicker if I butter the toast while it's still IN the toaster.
- She won't mind if I take the last piece of chocolate.
- Sitting Bull! I'm here to teach you a lesson!
- So, this is Beirut/Iraq/Afghanistan...
- So, you're a cannibal ?
- Sorry dear, I won't be home by Mothers' Day, I have to stay on-site and wait for a new patch.
- Tequila ? That stuff's for wimps! I can drink it all night and still be sober enough to drive home.
- That's not smoke, that's steam.
- That's odd...
- That's strange; you don't usually see many American planes over this part of Hiroshima, do you ?
- That's the oldest trick in the book.
- That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
- That should be at least enough gas to make it across Nevada.
- The boss won't mind.
- The ice is safe.
- The manager just gave me another of those assignments from hell.
- The odds of that happening have to be a million to one !
- The piranhas must be full by now.
- The sign on the door says, "AIRLOCK". I wonder what's inside...
- The toast is stuck. Pass me the knife, will you.
- The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
- There's 300 of us. That should be enough to intimidate the Persians.
- There's a lovely view if you can lean over this...
- These are the safe kind of mushrooms.
- These cockpit lights flash all the time. Don't worry about it.
- These nuclear plants look lovely when they begin to glow like that, don't they ?
- They're only ceremonial guards, they're unarmed.
- They don't look so tough.
- They only attack when they're hungry.
- This boat/car/plane is in top condition.
- This bomb alert must be a joke.
- This does have a safety catch, doesn't it ?
- This doesn't taste right.
- This drink tastes a bit bizarre...
- This is the best gay biker bar EVER !
- This one time at band camp...
- This planet has an atmosphere just like Earth.
- This will go down in history...
- This won't hurt.
- Those noises are probably nothing.
- Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmbeeeeeeerrr !
- Trust Me, it's the blue wi.....
- Two front berths on the Titanic, please.
- Uh guys ? Hello ? Anyone ?
- Uh oh...
- Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean ?
- Violence is not an answer.
- Wanna see me beat this train ?
- Was that 'on belay' or 'off belay' ?
- Watch this...
- Watch where you're pointing that bow ! You nearly...
- We'll be perfectly safe behind this much lead plate.
- We'll be safe enough on this highway if we just follow that traveling salesman's Sierra.
- We'll let him fire the mortar, he's not too good with a gun.
- We are all out of candles, so I used lanterns to surround the pentagram...
- We are now flying over Iraq.
- Well we've made it this far.
- Well, here we are on the world's largest hydrogen airship; this calls for a cigare.
- Well, the sergeant says we have 10 minutes before we attack the fort. Here, let me show you some new photos of my kid that my wife sent me.
- Well, we're the next best thing to a bank.
- Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides ?
- What's that beeping noise ?
- What's that priest doing here ?
- What a fine air ship we have gentleman. The Furher is proud of this acheivement. Lets light some cigars to celbrate.
- What do you mean 'Abestos' arent safe i had them in my house for who knows how long.
- What do you mean my weapon was made by the cheapest contractor ?
- What do you mean, "I'll be back" ?
- Which one of you Ringwraiths ordered the veal ?
- Whistling sounds ? Naw, they can't have a grenade launcher !
- Who's a nice sweet cooch-woochy little lion, then ?
- Who took the battery out of my grav belt ?
- Whoops ! Did I spill your scotch, McTavish ?
- Why am I standing on a plastic sheet ?
- Why are you guys smiling like that ?
- Why do these candles say T-N-T ?
- Why is your torch flame turning blue ?
- Why yes honey, I do think you look fat in that dress.
- Wow, that sure is an odd-looking lampshade you've got there... it almost looks like it has tattoo.
- Yeah ? Over my dead body !
- Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it ?
- Yeah, we've debugged it thoroughly. It's foolproof.
- Yes that does make your bum look big, actually...
- Yes, I'm sure this hold/belay/anchor/rope is good.
- You're not in the frame yet — stand closer to the cage
- You are on belay. But whatever you do... don't fall !
- YOU are the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen !
- You can’t wake them up when they’re hibernating.
- You have a secret room under your house? Cool. I’d love to see it.
- You look just like Charles Manson.
- You sure this fireworks' dead ?
- You will take a check, won't you cabbie ?
- You won't get me alive !
- You wouldn't dare...
- You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you ?
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