Dont mess with KOOS!!!

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    Koos went hunting one day and shot two Impala.
    >> He loaded them onto the back of his bakkie and was driving home when
    >> stopped by a Game Warden who did not like hunters.
    >>
    >> The warden ordered Koos to show him his hunting licence ,which was
    >> duly produced. Then the warden lifted the covers off the bakkie and stuck

    >> his
    >> nose into one of the bucks asses.
    >>
    >>" Haaikona this is not a local Impala . This one is from the Free State
    >>and
    >> you need a Free State licence to kill it.Do you have one?"
    >>
    >> Koos opened the cubby-hole and produced one.
    >>
    >> Not happy the warden sniffed the anus of the other
    >> animal and gleefully shouted:"This one is from Lesotho.
    >> Do you have a Lesotho licence?"
    >>
    >> The hunter went back to his cubby and produced a Lesotho licence.
    >>
    >> The warden was very agitated and shouted:"Where the
    >> hell are you from?"
    >>
    >> Koos smiled, turned around, dropped his pants to his ankles,bent
    >> forward and said:
    >>
    >> "You tell me .......You're the expert!"
     
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