Dof joke

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  1. RocketRooster

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    There was once a snail who was lonely and unpopular, despite his good natured attempts to make friends.

    One day he decided that it was because he was so slow, and went to the local car lot to buy a snazzy ragtop coupe. Alas, everyone still ignored him as he cruised the boulevard.

    He reckoned, maybe the coupe wasn't sporty enough, and painted a big red S on the tailgate.

    To his delight, his plan worked a charm! As he cruised the boulevard, everyone pointed and exclaimed, "WOW! Look at that S car go!"

    :D
     
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    Had to read the end twice :)
     
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    haha :lol:
     
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  7. ChrisRaubs

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    Sorry, but I think I'm dof today... :blush:
     
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    Lol, no worries, you're not the only one who asked for an explanation :)

    Escargot
     
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    RocketRooster Thread Starter

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    A toothless termite walks into a pub and asks, "Where's the bar tender?"
     
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    Why do pirates talk the way they do?

    It's just the way they Aargh!!!
     
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    So this baby seal walks into a club...
     
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    A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Are you a piece of string ?
    the bartender sais " No , im a frayed Knot "...
     
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    RocketRooster Thread Starter

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    A guy once entered a radio competition for the cleverest play on words.

    Hoping to increase his chances, he entered ten times, and prayed that one of his entries won.

    Alas, no pun in ten did.
     
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