Do Men Remember Anniversaries

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  1. shiks

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    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
    She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
    She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
    'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
    The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
    'Yes, I do' she replies.
    The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
    'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
    'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
    The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
    'I remember that too' she replies softly.
    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
    'I would have been released today.'
     
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  3. scubaninja

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    haha awesome!!
     
  4. Mike

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    Brilliant:)
     
  5. viper357

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    :lol:

    My anniversary was on the 27th November, naturally I forgot it so on the 28th my wife says to me, "Oh by the way, Happy Anniversary for yesterday!", so I replied, "Oh damn, sorry I forgot, can I make you a cheese sandwich?" Well that didn't go down too well.
     
  6. ben lloyd

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    Well mine is this Sunday and I'm spoiling her with a new car
    [​IMG]
     
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    lol viper you pmb boys get this stuff so wrong....my brother lives there, missed mothers day or valentines day...was drinking with the boys, cathy was cross (very) stopped at a guarage to full up with fuel, boet gets out, goes into the store and buys her a present.....


    any ideas????

    any ideas what one can get from ma conviences store as a valentines present....


    BRAAI Tongs!

    HE HAS NEVER FORGOTTEN, nore will he be allowed to
     
  8. crispin

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    wow ben thats really really cool:)
     
  9. Mouse

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    OMG Viper I hope you're kidding!
     
  10. ben lloyd

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    it must make up for the tank that I'm building
     
  11. crispin

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    in that case sir, red is good, but it needs the pracing pony on front!

    that tank ahs taken your brownie points way down!
     
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    Mike Retired Moderator

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    Why would you buy your MUM a valentine's pressie?
     
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    viper357 Admin MASA Contributor

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    Nope, word for word that's what happened, but we're separated so I'm allowed to upset her and it gives me great pleasure upsetting her :p


    Nice car Ben, she'll be well pleased with that.
     
  14. crispin

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    or means one or the other....i cant remeber and not his mum his wife....oh forget it, you work it out! :razz:
     
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    nice of you to get her the isuzu, it will help her get over the tank issue:p
     
  16. ben lloyd

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    my thoughts exactly
     
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    Ben, why not buy her a camera (you need one) or something tank related like pumps, skimmers etc.... Lol
     
  18. ben lloyd

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    [​IMG] that will be pushing it a bit





    [​IMG]
     
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    :lol: Funny pic
     
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    very funny
     
  21. ben lloyd

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    well all went according to plane now she happy and i can carry on with my tank in piece She is just bitching about shopping space in the new car there is no space (part of my plan) and getting in and out of it is hard work that will keep her fit as well

    [​IMG]
     
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