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  1. seank

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    When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.
    The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.
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    After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
     
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    :005::005::005:...WOW 3 days before they discovered the Mental Hospital scenario...makes you think how "mental" some people are if it takes 3days to realize they had "sane" people...if it wasn't for the fact that they had 20 at one time....would they have realised...?
     
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    I doubt :biggrin:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Id10t error
     
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    Bet that man never tried to steal gas again! bit of a shit one ....:lol:
     
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